I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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