Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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