he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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