sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize