I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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