office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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