did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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