We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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