You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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