sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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