So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
You made out with two different species that night
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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