She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
