help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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