Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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