actually, I'm a sock model
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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