I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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