dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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