I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
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