we have officially lost it.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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