i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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