I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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