the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I said "one day" and that day is not today
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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