Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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