margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
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There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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