The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
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Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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