Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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