she kept yelling 'call me bella'
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Bring me that man meat
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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