made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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