Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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