Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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