She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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