just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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