Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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