that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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