he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
well you can't waste a boner
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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