Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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