Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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