Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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