in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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