sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Come on in and take your pants off
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