Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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