3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
The air taste purple.
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