I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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