Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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