can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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