Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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