She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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