dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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