This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
why is half of my head shaved?
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