question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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