He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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