After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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