Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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