just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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