Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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