fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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