Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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